It's the End of the World as We Know It
(Which is a kick-ass REM song, not that bloody terrible Great Big Sea song.)
I am going home now. We know that the power grid is out, and that something at a power station in NY is on fire... Other than that? I don't know, I can't say, and (again) going to be calm and rational. Yes. Good thing to do. Shutting down phones. Going out to car. Yes.
Totally writing that switchboard story, though.