Because This Somehow Amuses Me (... Both of Me)
"Wow, I'm getting such good work done now."
"Not fooling me, sweetie. Are those muffins you made cool enough to eat yet?"
"Yeah, they--I mean, it doesn't matter! This is it! I'm here for the night. Chained to my desk until this is finished!"
"Uh-huh. Then why were you just talking about going to watch Queer Eye?"
"You heard that? I mean, no. I'm working now. I really am."
"You're blogging, dear."
"Shut up, no one was talking to you."