Three's the Charm
Went by a store in York Lanes the other day (York Lanes being York University's small indoor mall, for those of you who were wondering) that sells cards. The cards that they're currently pimping are, of course, Valentine's cards. On one of the racks, there was an ad from Hallmark that read like this:
One card is fine,
Two cards are divine,
Three cards will get you your Valentine!
I made a noise somewhere between a snort and a gag, and then laughed all the way to the door.