Just got an email that promised I could "Make up to 00K!" Make up to zero thousand dollars? That's easy enough to do without any help, thanks. But it's the "up to" that's worrysome--or is this the first time that a spammer has admitted that they're going to take your money and the best you can hope for is to not be in debt?
Too bad it wasn't from Whiplash K. Radiator, or Lesion G. Dumpling, or someone similar. Those ones are my favourite.