Was watching men's swimming this morning, the finals for the 400 metre individual medley, and the USA's Michael Phelps was way, way ahead of everyone else in the pool. As the ending drew near, the announcers were really getting into the excitement of the moment, talking faster, more enthusiastically, marvelling at his incredible speed. And one of them declared:
"He's definitely going to win this one, unless something unbelievable falls from the sky--like a blimp!"
You can't make stuff like this up.