Just the FactsThe actual time: 6:31 PM
The time it feels like: 12:30 AM
Hours of sleep in last two days: way, way too fewCountries (and other independent states) visited: Italy, Greece, France, Monaco, Vatican City, Germany, Britain
Highlights: Pompeii! Rome! Mykonos! Fancy cruise ship! Crazy German relatives! Incredible food!
Trip summary: Best. Vacation. Ever.
Pictures to follow. You know ... sometime. In the mean time, I'm just happy to be home.